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 | | Published on Mon 19 February 2007 09: 25 |
 | | Published on Mon 19 February 2007 09: 25 |
And so news reaches just about everyone able to get out of bed on a Sunday morning or flick the idiot box on that cuddly child minder Craig Bellamy has got himself into a spot of bother. In the 'fuck me that was on the cards' scheme of things, it was only slightly overshadowed at the weekend by some bloated yank trollop giving herself a bit of a trim.
Still, the Welsh whirling dervish still managed to claim pole position in The News of the World as reports came through that he's the single most passionate person about Karaoke EVER. Perhaps this is down to that scene in Lost in Translation or another of the considered films that reclusive intellectual Bellamy likes to watch. What we do know is that such is his love for the Japanese global craze that fellow team-mate John Arne Riise's refusal to join in that it ended up with the bar code armed striker wielding a golf club at the tractor-footed Sandinavian "£5 million legs", which is precisely a million times the current value of Britney's blotchy hams.
Let's just hope Bellamy's kids are good at Sing Star.
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