 | | Published on Fri 12 January 2007 06: 21 |

Which marvelously morbid, card-shuffling manager was once caught by his missus splitting Sky Sports' Claire Tomlinson's rather meagre defensive system?
Adding insult to - quite literally - injury, the square-faced touchline temptress then got a battering with the very crutch that was supporting her broken leg.
Such was the ongoing vitriol of Mrs Man of the Match that Super Sunday's resident dinner lady was ousted from any stadium his shabby outfit later appeared at.
His current employment status means she's simply banned from West Midlands Job centres.
I'd have asked to have been banned from the entire west Midlands love, it's a shit heap.
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