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When he's not helping the removal van reverse up the drive, or making sure the best china’s been bubble-wrapped, Sir Alex Ferguson is well-known for laying down the law to his players.
The latest to get the hairdryer treatment is new signing Nani. Sir Alex doesn't want him doing his trademark backflip celebration after he scores.
But what if he did it before he scored, like this cheeky bastard? What would Fergie do then? Probably FLIP his lid, (cart)WHEEL him out the door and sell him before the end of the SUMMER(sault).
Sorry…
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