For allowing me to catch up on the football I missed during the week and for making me chuckle my way through my hangover every Saturday morning.
Lovejoy's reasonably funny, although that West Country bird's getting a little bit annoying these days, but at least we get the genius of the skinny bloke from Kasabian scoring the most outrageous Road to Wembley goal and then Crouch fucking it up.
And the Soccerettes are either nice to look at or fucking brilliant to piss yourself laughing at. The American cheerleaders remain the best there's ever been...
And Sky Plus, for allowing me to not get up at 9 to have to watch the fucker.
