| Roger Federer | Not only is he one of the greatest tennis players of all time, he's also one of the most humble and genuine sportsman ever.
In an era where most tennis players are self-centred, inconsistent grunt-a-cunts, Federer is a complete gentleman with bags of style.
He's also got a really ugly girlfriend, which proves that he's not in it for the celebrity. Rog, you're a legend. |
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| Muhammed Ali | During a World Heavyweight title defense he did an interview live on ITV, BETWEEN FUCKING ROUNDS. In fact he wanted to do the interview between rounds 4 & 5 but ITV couldn''t get it ready so he kept the fight going longer to do the interview between ronds 5 & 6. Fucking Legend |
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| Stephen Hunt | For pissing off Mourinho and Warnock in the space of a few months.
And for his ''I don't know what the fuck to do now'' goal celebrations. |
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| Stuart Pearce | For managing a club that will, without a doubt, underachieve every year, and for taking no shit from his players.
Also for his passion for football, one of the good guys left in football. |
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| Russian Linesmen | The whole of England salutes you and your dodgy eyes. |
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| Andoni Goikoetxea | The Butcher of Bilbao deliberately broke that cuntpuppet Maradona''s leg & then kept the boots he wore whilst doing it in a glass case on his mantlepiece.
How fucking classy is that?
Sacred as they come. |
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| Phillippe Albert | For having a square named after him, Stephan Kuntz only got a corner |
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| Terry Butcher | For carrying on playing for England v Sweden in the 1990 WC qualifiers with a fucking gaping headwound and a shirt covered in his own blood and not giving a fuck or even mentioning it after the game.
Excpect to to quip "It will come out in the wash" when asked if it was bad. Butcher, we salute you. |
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| Alunga Mwepu | The Zairean defender in the 1974 World Cup who when stood in a wall facing the prospect of getting a 30 yard freekick from Jairzinho in the knackers, opted on the referee''s whistle to charge out and hoof the ball miles upfield. Genius. |
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| Stan Ternant | For knocking the shit out of Neil Warnock |
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