| Michael Owen | Yes his career has stalled a bit recently but who can forget that utter brillaince in France 98? He might be only 19 but he has the cheek to flick the ball on from his own heel and then runs half way down the pitch, two world class defenders in his wake, dummies another then its "out of the way Scholes-y, have that you Argie bastards!" Fucking magic! |
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| Phil Thompsons Nose | Oh how we laughed at the "Get your nostrils off the pitch" chant and guffawed at the "Sit down Pinochio" chorus. Top snozzle sir! |
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| John Gregory''s Trainers | Shit manager, arrogant cunt. But how we laughed when we had nothing better to chant then, "Gregory''s got new trainers. Gregory''s got new trainers". |
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| Adam Gilchrist | For being a man and walking when he knows he''s out. In todays climate of over-appealling bowlers and staying batsmen, this is trully legendary behaviour. I used to like Atherton, but when he declared he stayed because "decisions tend to even themselves out," he plummeted to cuntiness. Although you are a kangaroo shagging bully who was far too keen to win back the ashes, I salute you. |
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| Andy Goram | We all know goalkeepers are mad but this guy was genuinly schizophrenic & inspired the wonderful..."two Andy Gorams, there''s only two Andy Gorams " |
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| Faustino Hernan Hinestroza Asprilla | You forgot to mention he nutted Keith Curle on his Newcastle debut |
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| Bill Shankly | For being the man who single handedly rebuilt Liverpool when they were languishing at the bottom of the second division.
For taking them to the top of the league on a shoestring budget.
For laying the footprints for Liverpool in Europe.
Most importantly, for saying before a match with Ajax (and an 18 year old by the name of Johan in the team) "We have nothing to worry about the boy Cruyff". |
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| Faustino Hernan Hinestroza Asprilla | Occasional footballer and international John. In one game he scored, got booked and carried off injured in the space of five minutes. Anyone who has rubbed that much brass, fucked off his team for a fortnight to go to the carnival and sacked off Doncaster the day he was meant to sign for them is a cow. FACT! |
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| Steven Gerrard | For being one of the best central midfielders in the world, and a cracking captain at Liverpool. And because I said so! |
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| John Lacy | For being a marginally better double glazing salesman than you were a footballer for Spurs. No mean feat. |
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