| Jeff Stelling | Can''t beleive he''s not here already...
A god of Saturday tv, he''s just the fucking man, he knows everything without ever coming across like a know-all and he is so cool when it''s all happening around him.
Plus he apparently throws big fucking strops during the breaks when one of the crew has let him down and a scores gone on the printer first before he''s gone to the ground.
Legend. |
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| Everton Fans | Showing their renowned compassion by singing to Steven Gerrard "Whats that coming over your bird? Is it a gangster? Is it a gangster" Cruel Scallywags! |
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| Eric Cantona | Arrogant fucker,all right,but you''d still pay to go and watch him,wouldn''t you? |
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| Joey Barton | Odious little cunt but said what we were all thinking about Frank Lampard. |
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| Big Bill Werbinuik | Came to my club for an exhibition. Drunk lager all night, beat everyone at snooker (including a century during his last game - post 11 pints), showed an amazing array of trickshots, and let out an enormous ripper of a fart mid game and was proud of it. And his patter was brilliant.
Hero. |
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| Jonny Wilkinson | He''s out for 3 fucking years, plays 40 minutes of club rugby, and then pretty much single handedly destoys the Scots, and even manages to con the line judge into giving him a try despite his foot being in touch - and no one - not even the scots (i speak as one) can begrudge him that. As sacred as they come. |
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| Michael Schumacher | For being worthy of an entry into Kuntz corner, but also on sacred sporting cows. He has an unbelieveable drive to be the best, an inrecdible knack of predicting the tyres to use against the upcoming weather, and a nasty streak to knock people off the track when needed.
You sir are a cunt that i salute. |
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| Fabio Cannavaro | Nicknamed the ''Berlin Wall'' played every match in the world cup with a smile on his face, didn''t get booked once and won the world cup on his 100th cap.
made defending an artform and won every personal accolade in the same year.
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| Dion "The Dong" Dublin | When you are known as "The Dong", in a good way, you can be a Sacred Cow aswell.
Longer than Sport and Skis closing down sale. |
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| My mate | For shagging Morris Malpas''s daughter when we were in Tenerfie. And then flying upto Edinbrugh to shag her again.
Then he found out she was only 15. Reet filthy slag too by all accounts! |
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