| Sir Bobby Charlton | For scoring all those great goals for Old Blighty whilst sporting the most comic of haircuts. |
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| Richard Cockerill | The ex-England hooker for going toe to toe with Norm Hewitt during the Haka and for then punching the crap out of him later that evening outside a taxi rank, because as he put it, "the cunt started." |
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| Joey Barton | Horrible bloke but so eloquent when questioning why the World Cup squad all produced books in the aftermath of the tournament.
"Went to Germany, played shit, came home... Why write a book about that?"
Got called up to the squad recently, that must be fun. |
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| Phil Greening | Ex England hooker who had to retire due to a gammy toe.
When playing profesionally for Gloucester, called off sick for a league game so he could play for his old teammates/drinking buddies in his local club.
We still lost. |
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| Frank Lampard | Because, despite the jealous bitterness of Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool fans, he is still the 2nd best footballer in the premier league (according to prem league stats) and would stroll into any team in the world. He also manages not to be a whiny twat like Gerrard and his wife is relatively attractive, not a spray-painted pie-faced mong like Alex Curran.
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| Steve Staunton | "It was a gamble for us to come to San Marino in February"
And they said he had no sense of humour |
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| Bill Nicholson | For building that amazing Spurs side of the 60s and managing the first team to do the double in the 20th century and became the first British team to win a European competition!
Not only that but they did it in style and none of the bullshit you get from the likes of Chelsea! |
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| Joey Barton | Because he sat at the same breakfast table as Lampard during the recent england camp. Lampard took his breakfast and walked off, to which Joey shouted "don''t worry frank, i wasn''t gonna eat your breakfast, you fat bastard" |
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| Brighton Footie Fans | For taking "We can see you holding hands" and "Does your boyfriend know you''re here?" chants with such good grace. |
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| Alan Green | Radio 5''s reporting God. Never afraid to call a crap game a crap game and has a supporters belief that all refs are cunts. Alan, you make a goal-less Wednesday night clash between Sheffield United and Fulham a joy to listen to and deserve the thanks of a million armchair supporters! |
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