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| Matt Le Tissier |
For scoring some of my favourite goals ever. Always great goals and never tap-ins.
He embarrased a Man Utd keeper and with one of the worst shots ever seen in top-flight English football.
For having a knack of doing fuck-all for 80 minutes of a match but scoring wonder-goals and generally looking like a world-beater in the other 10.
He kept fucking Southampton in the Premiership almost single handed for fucking years. This was a team who''s other players consisted of Jason Dodd, Ian Dowie, Tommy Widdrington, Francis Benali amongst others, and who would almost certainly have been relegated if it weren''t for Le Tiss.
He did all this whilst being a big-nosed cunt too. |
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