| Paul Scholes | For bearing the weight of being SO ginger on his slight shoulders, kicking anything else in midfield apart from the ref (and even then only because he missed) and still being the best midfield player in the Prem if not Europe last season. Lampard/Gerrard/Hargreaves et al, watch and learn, watch and learn. |
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| Patrice Collazo | Prop who asked his flyhalf to force a scrum from the kick off so he could deck his opposite number for "wearing gloves" |
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| Phil Greening | Ex England hooker who had to retire due to a gammy toe.
When playing profesionally for Gloucester, called off sick for a league game so he could play for his old teammates/drinking buddies in his local club.
We still lost. |
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| Phil Thompsons Nose | Oh how we laughed at the "Get your nostrils off the pitch" chant and guffawed at the "Sit down Pinochio" chorus. Top snozzle sir! |
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| Phillippe Albert | For having a square named after him, Stephan Kuntz only got a corner |
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| Pele | For being better than Maradona. |
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