| Michael Atherton | A classically educated batsman who suffered from the fact that he became England captain at 24.
Thereafter he was THE wicket for every team he played against. However he still managed some outstanding perfomances against the West Indies and South Africa, if not Australia.
He started suffering from a chronic back ailment at 22, which restricted his mobility at the crease, and still managed to gain 100 test caps for England at a reasonable average. He still hooked fearlessly, if occasionally foolishly.
Plus, his trenchant commentary has turned him into both a brilliant analyst AND the only commentator who conducts a pitchside interview worth listening to. |
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| Maradona | Looked well fit in that Like A Prayer video back in the day. |
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| Matt Le Tissier | For scoring some of my favourite goals ever. Always great goals and never tap-ins.
He embarrased a Man Utd keeper and with one of the worst shots ever seen in top-flight English football.
For having a knack of doing fuck-all for 80 minutes of a match but scoring wonder-goals and generally looking like a world-beater in the other 10.
He kept fucking Southampton in the Premiership almost single handed for fucking years. This was a team who''s other players consisted of Jason Dodd, Ian Dowie, Tommy Widdrington, Francis Benali amongst others, and who would almost certainly have been relegated if it weren''t for Le Tiss.
He did all this whilst being a big-nosed cunt too. |
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| Michael Schumacher | For being worthy of an entry into Kuntz corner, but also on sacred sporting cows. He has an unbelieveable drive to be the best, an inrecdible knack of predicting the tyres to use against the upcoming weather, and a nasty streak to knock people off the track when needed.
You sir are a cunt that i salute. |
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| My mate | For shagging Morris Malpas''s daughter when we were in Tenerfie. And then flying upto Edinbrugh to shag her again.
Then he found out she was only 15. Reet filthy slag too by all accounts! |
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| Michael Owen | Yes his career has stalled a bit recently but who can forget that utter brillaince in France 98? He might be only 19 but he has the cheek to flick the ball on from his own heel and then runs half way down the pitch, two world class defenders in his wake, dummies another then its "out of the way Scholes-y, have that you Argie bastards!" Fucking magic! |
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| Muhammed Ali | During a World Heavyweight title defense he did an interview live on ITV, BETWEEN FUCKING ROUNDS. In fact he wanted to do the interview between rounds 4 & 5 but ITV couldn''t get it ready so he kept the fight going longer to do the interview between ronds 5 & 6. Fucking Legend |
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| Maradona | That great the yanks love his music! |
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