| Joe Calzaghe | For successfully defending his title since Jesus was a lad, for quietly getting on with the job without all the razzmatazz bullshit but mainly for beating Lewis Hamilton to Sports Personality of the Year - thank fuck. |
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| Joey Barton | Horrible bloke but so eloquent when questioning why the World Cup squad all produced books in the aftermath of the tournament.
"Went to Germany, played shit, came home... Why write a book about that?"
Got called up to the squad recently, that must be fun. |
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| Joey Barton | Because he sat at the same breakfast table as Lampard during the recent england camp. Lampard took his breakfast and walked off, to which Joey shouted "don''t worry frank, i wasn''t gonna eat your breakfast, you fat bastard" |
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| Jeff Stelling | Can''t beleive he''s not here already...
A god of Saturday tv, he''s just the fucking man, he knows everything without ever coming across like a know-all and he is so cool when it''s all happening around him.
Plus he apparently throws big fucking strops during the breaks when one of the crew has let him down and a scores gone on the printer first before he''s gone to the ground.
Legend. |
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| Joey Barton | Odious little cunt but said what we were all thinking about Frank Lampard. |
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| Jonny Wilkinson | He''s out for 3 fucking years, plays 40 minutes of club rugby, and then pretty much single handedly destoys the Scots, and even manages to con the line judge into giving him a try despite his foot being in touch - and no one - not even the scots (i speak as one) can begrudge him that. As sacred as they come. |
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| John Gregory''s Trainers | Shit manager, arrogant cunt. But how we laughed when we had nothing better to chant then, "Gregory''s got new trainers. Gregory''s got new trainers". |
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| John Lacy | For being a marginally better double glazing salesman than you were a footballer for Spurs. No mean feat. |
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| Jason Lee | For having a pineapple on his head. |
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| Jimmy White | Got pissed, did drugs, fucked whores, survived cancer, won everything apart from the World Championship and didn''t give a fuck. Jimmy, we salute you. |
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