| David Adekola | Gap toothed 'Nigerian international', who single-handedly raised the spirits of basement division dwelling Bury fans with hat-tricks, overhead kicks and being exposed as not being a Nigerian international after all. |
| | Duncan Ferguson | Despite limited skills, very few goals, regular injuries and very large wages, will always be remembered and cherished by Everton fans for being the scariest, most crazy bastard ever to play in the Premiership.
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| | Dion "The Dong" Dublin | When you are known as "The Dong", in a good way, you can be a Sacred Cow aswell.
Longer than Sport and Skis closing down sale. |
| | David Beckham | Once upon a time, we all fucking liked him because he did THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz5A8oGlgDQ
93rd minute, free kick to England... cmon Becks, you can do it.......... GET IN THERE YOU FUCKING BEAUTY.
Which sadly (5-1 away in Germany aside) is the closest we''re ever likely to get in experiencing footballing euphoria on a par with actually bloody winning something. |
| | Diego Armando Maradona | Where do you fucking start, the greatest player to have ever kicked a football, single handedly won a world cup (excuse the pun) who gives a monkeys about the hand of god his other goal was worth ten, also won 2 serie A titles and the UEFA cup with Napoli, who''d won fuck all before that, whilst off his nut on coke, not to mention shooting a load of reporters that were outside his house with a pellet gun
The man is a fucking legend, i dare any of you cunts to say Pelé or Besty were better than him
El Diego i fucking salute you |
| | Dennis Bergkamp | A cool calm collected mother fucker who had a lovely nasty streak when he needed it, also scored some of my favourite goals ever |
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