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Christiano Ronaldo Probably belongs in the corner for being a spotty, preening, diving cunt with possibly the most fatuous "I just can't help being so great" goal celebration ever; but fucking hell can he play.

Celtic Football Club Rod Fanni AND Danny Shittu! Does Quim have a son?

Chris Berman and Bill Walton Two of the funniest sportscasters to ever watch a game.

Berman has nicknames for half of all NFL players and makes outrageous claims that would easily be refuted if someone had the balls to rebuke him.

Walton, one of the greatest college basketball players of all time (behind Alcindor), make a career of growing the most ridiculous facial hair (all bright red), and parlayed a great NBA career into broadcasting while under the influence of some hallucigenic item. Listen to this man for ten minutes and you''ll wonder why the hell he doesn''t provide commentary on everything, including UN meetings.


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