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Amir Khan Just keeps knocking them out.

Allan Ball Everyone knows why. RIP you little legend!

Alan Green Radio 5''s reporting God. Never afraid to call a crap game a crap game and has a supporters belief that all refs are cunts. Alan, you make a goal-less Wednesday night clash between Sheffield United and Fulham a joy to listen to and deserve the thanks of a million armchair supporters!

Adam Gilchrist For being a man and walking when he knows he''s out. In todays climate of over-appealling bowlers and staying batsmen, this is trully legendary behaviour. I used to like Atherton, but when he declared he stayed because "decisions tend to even themselves out," he plummeted to cuntiness. Although you are a kangaroo shagging bully who was far too keen to win back the ashes, I salute you.

Andy Goram We all know goalkeepers are mad but this guy was genuinly schizophrenic & inspired the wonderful..."two Andy Gorams, there''s only two Andy Gorams "

Andoni Goikoetxea The Butcher of Bilbao deliberately broke that cuntpuppet Maradona''s leg & then kept the boots he wore whilst doing it in a glass case on his mantlepiece.
How fucking classy is that?
Sacred as they come.

Alunga Mwepu The Zairean defender in the 1974 World Cup who when stood in a wall facing the prospect of getting a 30 yard freekick from Jairzinho in the knackers, opted on the referee''s whistle to charge out and hoof the ball miles upfield. Genius.


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