| A new continent will be formed in the time it takes Goaly Moly to update. |
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| Even that ginger cunt Mclaren started with a win Fabio.
Don't delete Grooverider's number from your mobile just yet. |
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| When discussing the career of Diego Maradona, it is an unwritten law of the land to make a pun about how he won the World Cup "single-handedly", or "had a massive hand" in Argentina's success or won "thanks largely to his handiwork", etc, etc, etc... |
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| It really isn't "just like watching Brazil" unless you are actually watching Brazil. |
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| 20 goals a season in the Dutch Eerdevise are worth fuck all in the Premier League.
Take note Kuyt, Kezman, etc... |
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| The England football team will always be a pile of stinking shite. |
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| If your national team's one 'world class' player is a full back, it doesn't count. |
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| Any contact with Craig Bellamy should only be deemed a foul if he is dead. This will be punishable with an automatic yellow card*
*and a nice new hat. |
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| In addition to the rule below, a photo of said team joker in the papers the following day will have the caption: 'What every well-dressed footballer should be wearing this season'. |
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| Upon receiving the FA Cup, the 'team joker' must wear the lid as a hat for the entire lap of honour. |
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