For taking Sunderland from bottom of the Championship to champions and promotion. Now I'm going to have to go, at great cost, and get another fucking banner made declaring my bilious hatred of the Mackem cunts just so that I can brandish it at the St James' Park derby. I obviously won't be carrying it with me for the return leg at the Stadium of Shite. I'm hard but not mental.
Keane, do us a favour and for once in your life be a fucking failure. Cunt.
