| Steve McClaren | For managing to get an England team that includes players such as John Terry, Steven Gerrard and Wayne Rooney to be absolute shit. |
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| West Ham | For getting relegated for a 2nd time with what is on paper a good team. Lazy, workshy bottlers. And to think they once won the World Cup.... |
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| Tim Lovejoy.... | cunt....
Nothing more to add. |
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| The whole Forest set up..... | For taking the only team ever to win back-to-back European Cups and turning them into a bunch of old farts and 'talented' kids. They cant be that talented if they're in League One. Cunts. |
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| Alan Hansen | That prick had his brain removed when he became a pundit and they made a bodge job of sewing it up, hence the scar on his forhead. Scottish cunt. |
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| Steve McClaren | We played well against Israel, did we?
You worked that out after watching the tape on Sunday, did you?
Did we fuck.
You disillusioned cunt. |
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| Andreas Moller | I watched the Euro ’96 semi between England and Germany on ESPN Classic at the weekend. If ever any game ticked all the boxes it’s this cunt.
Acts like a cunt? Yep. Looks like a cunt? Yep. Plays like a cunt? Yep. Got booked for not shaking hands with Stuart Pearce after a perfectly legal tackle (in other words got booked for being a cunt)? Yep. Behaved like a goose-stepping, sausage-licking, be-mulleted fucknut after scoring the winning penalty against us? Yep. Is he dead yet? I fucking hope so.
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| Gabriel Clarke | Beginning every sports report with a written quote on the screen accompanied by violins does not make you important.
You're doing features about Barnet for fuck's sake. |
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| Alan Pardew | I''m a bit late with this but...for the two seasons in the Championship that he was telling anyone who would listen that West Ham didn't deserve to be there. Yes they did Pardew, you cunt. Because a) they got relegated, and b) didn't get promoted in the subsequent season. That made them Championship cunts, and you the managing cunt of a team of cunts. However, I am going to put you in sacred cows - for being largely responsible for sending the West Ham cunts down again. Well done sir! |
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| Frank fucking Lampard (again) | Dirty looking pikey cunt. Shame the Tottenham fan wasn't a bit more accurate. |
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