| Paying spectators at Premiership games | Don't you understand? Those people you pay to watch could not give a fuck about you. The only '12th man' these people give a shit about is their accountant - counting your fucking money! Fuck you all, you cunts and I await your 'witty' ripostes, when you have turned off Sky Sports and had that wank over the Porn Channel. |
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| The RFU | ''Yes, let's destroy European rugby.'' Good idea folks. Fuck the lot of you. Old moneygrabbing cunts. |
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| Arsenal FC | Because I have just had to sit and watch you lose to WEST FUCKING HAM. AGAIN.
Fix up you overpaid lazy bastards. And then I will love you again. |
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| Sergio Garcia | For proving my £10 e/w US Masters bet to be the post-pub gash up it really was. Twat-bearded cunt. |
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| Liverpool & Celtic | For noshing each other off just because they're all plastic paddies and live in filth-ridden cesspool cities.
It's fucking embarassing to watch you cunts, stop it immediately. |
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| Man City | For being so god-damned inconsistent/mediocre that I didn't even have a relagation battle to enjoy last season, nor even a realistic European chase. You're just kind of a hovering purgatory mess of a football club. |
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| Andrew Flintoff | Admittedly you practically single-handedly won us The Ashes in 2005, but since then you've been a useless cunt. |
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| Scocer Am | Easy, Easy! Lovejoy you cunt, stop it with your homogenised football culture and faux geezerness.
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| England fans | Fly out of our cherished isle with a shitty St George's cross flag with a midlands shitheap like Kettering painted across the middle. And complain when they are served up exactly what everyone expects from a group of lazy, not-arsed millonaries.
How many times do you do the same thing and expect a different outcome?
Cunts with shit flags. |
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| Jermaine Jenas | Plays - and runs - like a drunk Paul Ince.
If Paul Ince was a girl. |
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