| West Ham | For somehow managing to not get docked any points despite fielding 2 ineligible players all fucking season, while Wimbledon and that team from the FA Cup suffer for the same thing. And they get to keep playing the pair of them for the rest of the season! FA cock-sucking cunts. |
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| Jose Moaninho | The special needs one. Cunty cunty cunt cunt! |
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| Dennis Wise | After the Southampton match: "We want to go into the last match of the season knowing we're safe."
Well Dennis, if you'd stayed longer in Maths class at school rather than bunking off to trash the Blue Peter garden, you would realise that, given the other results on that Saturday, it was now impossible.
Get a grip you vertically/mathematically challenged Tory cunt! |
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| West Ham fans who say... | ...they won the World Cup. No you didn't. It just so happens that the two players in the final who got the goals played for West Ham. Any West Ham players score against Mexico? No. France? No. Portugal? No. Liverpool and Manchester United players got England to that final, now shut up as you clearly know nothing you stupid cunts. |
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| Whoever put Tim Lovejoy in here | Because you beat me to it.
The faux man-of-the-people glory-supporting, shit-at-presenting-car-shows cunt. |
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| Andy Gray | Well, obviously, for spouting shite for 90 mins and spoiling a good game. But also for starting every sentence with "I really think" or ending it with "I really do".
What, so if you don't say those words, you don't actually mean it? And also for having that really annoying Jock/American accent that Denis Law invented in the 70s.
I really think you are a cunt, Andy, I really do. |
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| Frank Lampard | Purely for the fact that his favourite musical intrument is the fucking dinner bell. |
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| Scott McGleish | For getting a transfer from Northampton Town before we played them cos he's scared of us Brighton fans calling him a wanker again. Ten years Scott and you are still a cunt of the highest order! |
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| Tim Lovejoy | For being a full of himself tosser who will take any hint of mainstream telly because he beleives that doing exactly the same show every week on a poxy satalite station is now below him.
And for being a lifelong Watford fan (glory hornet boy) who pretends to support Chelski now they're winning. PONCE. |
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| Arsene Wenger | Keep seeing this cunt hanging around outside primary schools in a mac. Very suspicious. |
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