| Carlos Tevez | Fucking ugly cunt who either can't be arsed to learn English or choses to pretend not to speak it so he don't have to lie about who actually owns his contract.
Lying cunt either way. |
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| Dave Whelan | Fraudulent, ferret-fancying, mudhut-dwelling, moaning, northern-monkey cunt who feels the need to whinge like a girl over a decision that doesn't suit him when, deep-down, he's only moaning because Wigwam couldn't win a one-ticket raffle and have Emile Heskey up front.
Cunt. |
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| Roy Keane | For taking Sunderland from bottom of the Championship to champions and promotion. Now I'm going to have to go, at great cost, and get another fucking banner made declaring my bilious hatred of the Mackem cunts just so that I can brandish it at the St James' Park derby. I obviously won't be carrying it with me for the return leg at the Stadium of Shite. I'm hard but not mental.
Keane, do us a favour and for once in your life be a fucking failure. Cunt. |
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| The entire Chelsea team | Apart from the obvious it was the nerve to act like they had had a chance of winning the league after drawing against Arsenal. I don't like United but you never had a fucking chance after you bottled it. Three draws in a row, hardly fucking championship form is it? Your manager is a cunt, your top goalscorer is a cunt, your fat English midfielder is a cunt, your Ukranian striker is a waste of money cunt and your German midfielder is a lazy work-shy cunt. I hope Abramovich takes his money and leaves you in the shit. Because you're all cunts. |
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| Soccer AM | You've gone and fucking spoilt it. Used to be good - Saturday mornings were a nice mix of footy, football-related chuckles, and you always had the guilty fist-off of Cat Deeley v Hells Bells.
Now? Now it's shit. Same shit jokes, same shit characters, same shit format and same shit guests (why not employ Mani full-time, he's on every other week).
And that fella with the big nose is a cunt.
And don''t get me started on Lovejoy. |
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| Jose Moroniho | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa, woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hooooooo. You cunt. |
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| Arjen Robben | 1) He dives at the merest hint of an opposition player's arm hair grazing him (has he got that butterfly skin disorder or something?)
2) For a multi-millionaire he has got to have the shittest hairstyle outside of Iain Dowie and Alan Shearer.
3) 'Arjen Robben' is Dutch for 'diving arse pansy twattle cunt'.
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| Freddy Shepherd | This man sums up all that is wrong with football. He makes a wad of cash for him and his mates, puts nothing into the Club he is Chairman of and then sacks Bobby Robson and any other manger who begins to settle in, thus condemning Newcastle to years of mediocrity.
Greedy, fat cunt of the highest order. |
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| Jose Mourihno | The special one? More like the special cunt. |
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| Chelsea | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CUNTS! |
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