| Geoofrey Boycott | Wife-beating yorkshire cunt. Even his own team thought he was a cunt. |
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| Shane Warne | Fat, Aussie, bottle blonde, hair implants, philandering, phone-sexing. I defy you to say he\'s not a cunt. |
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| Darrell Hair | Fat, racist money-grubbing Australian cunt. Probably struggles to call his wife so fuck knows how he manages to spot chucking. |
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| George Best | over-rated pisshead who spent what should have been his best years playing for second-rate sides like Fulham and NY Metro All-stars or whatever the fuck they were called. |
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| Gary Lineker | Smug tosser who\'s a cunt off camera. I hope you fucking choke to death on a bag of salt and vinegar, gurning manically as you turn blue. And I hope it happens on camera so we can all see what a brazen shyster you are. |
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| Lee Bowyer | Kicked off because they wouldn\'t give him a Big Mac, the sockless thug. |
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