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Over-zealous defenders ...especially when they scream "COME OUT, KEEPER, COME OUT!!!!"

If there is a chance I can make the ball, then, yes, I will come off my line and collect the ball. But I would've done so anyway.

If there is little or no chance of reaching it, I will stay on my line and have more chance of preventing a goal.

So pipe down you long-ball hoofing, frustrated striker cunts!

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