| Steve McClaren | Too many reasons to list, so I'll just go for the shredded wheat on his head.
Shit dribble of a man. |
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| Sheffield United | Still banging on about the West Ham/Tevez affair. The horse is dead for fucks' sake, stop flogging the cunting thing. |
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| Sebastian Chabal | Get a haircut you ugly twat. Not good enough to start matches eh? Loved it when the Argies nearly took your fucking head off. Cunt! |
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| Steve McClaren | Well done Steve, you fucking retard. Now we're going to have to suffer the indignity of the scots being the only team in european championships. You utter utter cunt. |
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| Steve Sidwell | Just how good do you think you are, you fucking egotistical ginger cunt? Moving to Chelsea?
Two words for you: Scott Parker.
Enjoy the bench, bitch.
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| Sam Allardyce | For leaving Bolton saying he wanted 'silverware' when really he should have said he wanted 'more money'. Big potato-headed cunt. |
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| Soccer AM | You've gone and fucking spoilt it. Used to be good - Saturday mornings were a nice mix of footy, football-related chuckles, and you always had the guilty fist-off of Cat Deeley v Hells Bells.
Now? Now it's shit. Same shit jokes, same shit characters, same shit format and same shit guests (why not employ Mani full-time, he's on every other week).
And that fella with the big nose is a cunt.
And don''t get me started on Lovejoy. |
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| Scott McGleish | For getting a transfer from Northampton Town before we played them cos he's scared of us Brighton fans calling him a wanker again. Ten years Scott and you are still a cunt of the highest order! |
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| Stevie G | For having a low hairline, a permanently confused facial expression and a downs-faced clown of a wife. Liverpool fans also get a nomination for worshipping this cunt, even though he almost joins Chelsea at the end of every season. |
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| Sergio Garcia | For proving my £10 e/w US Masters bet to be the post-pub gash up it really was. Twat-bearded cunt. |
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