| Rugby | Fuck off you cunts. |
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| Roy Keane | For taking Sunderland from bottom of the Championship to champions and promotion. Now I'm going to have to go, at great cost, and get another fucking banner made declaring my bilious hatred of the Mackem cunts just so that I can brandish it at the St James' Park derby. I obviously won't be carrying it with me for the return leg at the Stadium of Shite. I'm hard but not mental.
Keane, do us a favour and for once in your life be a fucking failure. Cunt. |
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| Rio Ferdinand | For blasting the ball into his own fans.
Ungrateful cunt. |
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| Rio Ferdinand | Always gets camera time when he goes up for corners but never scores. Vidic has scored more in his much shorter time at the club. Fuck off Ferdinand and go and merk someone you cunt. |
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| Rio Ferdinand | Is it me or does everyone want to hit this cunt with a baseball bat.2nd rate footballer, 3rd rate hairdo and a cunt of a nonentity as a person. |
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| Rooney''s "Girlfriend" | Although she is much better looking than the average prostitute, her vagina must surely be thrust into the corner because she really should not let an ugly fucker like Rooney spunk in it regardless of how rich and famous he is. |
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| Rio Ferdinand | ''World Cup Wind Ups''? Maybe you should have been training and trying to win a tournament, intsead when ITV throw a few hundred grand in your face you snatch their hand off, greedy cunt. Vidic owns you. |
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| Rio Ferdinand | "You''ve just been Merc''d"
What the fuck are you on about you totally talentless moron.
your form has gone to shit, you look like a window licker and have enough teeth for two.
fuck off cunt. |
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| Richard Keys | Boring hand waxing cunt. |
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| Roger Federer | What a piss drizzling bore of a world number one he is! |
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