| Paying spectators at Premiership games | Don't you understand? Those people you pay to watch could not give a fuck about you. The only '12th man' these people give a shit about is their accountant - counting your fucking money! Fuck you all, you cunts and I await your 'witty' ripostes, when you have turned off Sky Sports and had that wank over the Porn Channel. |
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| Premiership fans in London | Fucking half-arsed supporters. You're either supping on your bovril or thinking you're tough because you watched a movie with Elijah Wood in over three fucking times. Sat there 3 rows behind a D-grade TV star, who's only got the tickets on the cheap off of his agent. They're there to discuss business, they don't give a fuck for you or your team. You're either sat in the middle of one great big status symbol, or you're at Upton Park, and to make things worse, you're probably getting beat. Off of some townsfolk club from the North fucking West. |
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| Paul Merson | Fat, churlish, miserable cynic.
Convinces us all he isn't being disrespectful by starting his sentences with "I ain't bein disrespectfuw or noffink..."
Get back on the idiot powder you old alco cunt. |
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| People who beat on Frank Lampard | £10,000 for the first goal in the World Cup? I think that that rather makes you the cunt. |
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| Peter Kenyon | Quite simply the Devil incarnate. |
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| Peter Crouch | 9"ft worth of talentless shit. How can you call yourself a premiership footballer and miss that goal?
Lanky Cunt. |
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| Paul Scholes | For being a selfish ginger cunt and retiring from international football. Leaving us with no alternative but to play Fat Frank in the middle with Gerrard. |
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| Peter Reid | For lying about his age to get into the World Cup Squad of 1986 and for taking the place of someone under 55 years olds that might have been able to run a bit faster than 2 mph whilst ogling Maradona''s arse. |
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| Paul Ince | "Call me the Guvnor."
No, we call you a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Paul Dikov | Averages 4 goals a season as a striker, manages to get himself a game by doing no more than kicking and swearing for the entire match, before being subbed when the manager comes to his senses and realizes he''s a complete load shit. What a cunt. |
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