| Mr Goaly Moly | The day after England get knocked out of the Euro 2008 tournament following a lacklustre performance against Croatia at the end of a group stage campaign that sucked the sloppiest shit there's not a single update here to make me laugh at our national ineptitude.
Now that's just fucking lazy. |
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| Manuel Enrique Mejuto Gonzalez. | For bein a dirty robbing cunt and awarding Italy a free kick for sweet fuck all against Scotland which ulitimately cost us a place in the Euros. Go and hang your head in shame ya cunt. |
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| Michael Owen | He's fucking Welsh for fucks' sake. His familly is Welsh and he lives there. Please make it stop! |
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| Michael Duberry | For ruining Rooney and therefore any slim chance England have of qualifying for Euro 2008.
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| Michael Platini | For wanting to lick everyones anus and bollocks that derives from Poland. You stupid little cunt. What's the point of Poland and the U-fucking-kraine hosting a tournament? He wants to include countries like Poland more in European football - fair enough - but please don't think that anytime soon Poland will suddenly become a cash-rich country and will be winning the Champions League! Us losing a league entry into the Champions League is such a fucking joke you silly little French, frog-eating fuck-wit cunt. |
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| Man City | For being so god-damned inconsistent/mediocre that I didn't even have a relagation battle to enjoy last season, nor even a realistic European chase. You're just kind of a hovering purgatory mess of a football club. |
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| Middlesbrough | A ramshackle town filled with over enthusiastic babysitters and chavs, a few thousand of whom go along to the football every other week to clap along with the tannoy system. It's like an over-60's bingo night in prison.
The stadium is built from an Ikea mass blueprint and it's slowly sinking into the Tees at the speed Boeteng runs. |
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| Mickey Quinn | Obese, unable to string a sentence together and banned from training Horses as he almost killed the ones he had. What a fat cunt. |
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| Mark Lawrensen (Again) | For saying the word, ‘Moment’ in the gayest way possible at the rate of at least three times per minute during MOTD. |
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| Matt Le-Tissier | For looking like Terry Duckworth out of Coronation Street. And a cunt to boot. |
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