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Kelly Dalglish	For her fake Anti-English attitude, pretending to like football (or only Liverpool) like a man and for thinking her father was more than a miserable, moaning, mumbling cunt.

Kevin Keegan	1) For having a shit perm 2) For having the tactical awareness of the average biscuit 3) For the 0-1 defeat to Ze Germans in the last game at Wembley. 4) For Ferguson winding you up and making you rant like a drunken chimpanzee. On TV. 5) For falling off your bike on that kids TV show. Spastic. You were a great player but seriously, just fuck off and buy a pub or something. You are the managerial equivalent of brain-AIDS.

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