| Gordon Strachan | For being a smug ginger bag licking cunt who by some quirk of fate was given the job of managing my beloved Celtic.
You are an arrogant, self-centred, midget who is unfunny, untalented and unwanted.
Fuck off and take that wanker of an assistant with you.
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| Guy talking about people shouting at him | Ever thought about narrowing the angle and thus making it difficult to score?
No wonder you have to play in goal you pie sucker.
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| Goaly Moly | For being hilariously funny, but not updating yourselves regularly enough to provide a constant stream of laughs. |
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| Gabriel Clarke | Beginning every sports report with a written quote on the screen accompanied by violins does not make you important.
You're doing features about Barnet for fuck's sake. |
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| Gay Footballers |
Just come out of the fucking closet you ponces!! Yes you Sol Campbell!! |
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| Gary Neville | So rubbish that no-one''s ever tried to buy him. The only reason United fans like him is because he''s just like them:
stupid, arrogant, humourless ...and not actually from Manchester. |
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| Graham Taylor | Because he owes me a tenner, the tight cunt. |
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| Glen Hoddle & Chris Waddle | For Diamond Lights of course.
Some of the human race might think, ''What a couple of cunts.'' and the rest are wrong. |
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| Gary & Phil Neville''s Dad | For being called Neville Neville, and producing two of the ugliest inbreds that have every graced a football pitch |
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| Gary Linekar | Smarm, smarm, dripping with smarm! Smarmy CUNT. |
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