| Dave Whelan | Fraudulent, ferret-fancying, mudhut-dwelling, moaning, northern-monkey cunt who feels the need to whinge like a girl over a decision that doesn't suit him when, deep-down, he's only moaning because Wigwam couldn't win a one-ticket raffle and have Emile Heskey up front.
Cunt. |
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| Dennis Wise | After the Southampton match: "We want to go into the last match of the season knowing we're safe."
Well Dennis, if you'd stayed longer in Maths class at school rather than bunking off to trash the Blue Peter garden, you would realise that, given the other results on that Saturday, it was now impossible.
Get a grip you vertically/mathematically challenged Tory cunt! |
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| David Pleat | "So David, what do you think Chelsea should do now?"
"Well, if I was Mourinho I would blah blah blah..."
Yes David, we all would like to know what you would do. If you were such a tactical genius then why are you only remembered for trawling for prostitutes, your dirty kerb-crawling cunt? |
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| David Platt | Every interview this fat cunt gives is punctuated every 5 seconds by the word "erm" and he never has a good erm word to say about erm Arsenal, the only erm team that he won erm anything with erm. |
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| Duncan Fergusson |
Big Dunc!!?? I''d like to Big Dunk you in the English fucking Channel you dirty, cheating, talentless shit bag! |
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| David Coulthard | Can''t win a race for shit.
Mind you, it must be hard when you''ve got the worlds least aerodynamic head. |
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| David Platt (Again) | For saying this during his England days:-
"We''ve just got to keep playing the way we have been playing - but creating more chances." Genius.
Cunt. |
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| David Batty | A thug that never once made a forward pass in his career and yet was asked to kick the ball forwards in an attempt to score a penalty in that Euro 96 shoot out. To top it all, he showed no emotion over one of the worst fucking spot kicks in history. Remorseless Cunt. |
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| David Platt | For pretending to know anything about football, and somehow fooling everyone into thinking that running around for 90 minutes getting in the way of players with any talent constitutes being a hardworking team player. And for signing 3 shit Italian players for £15m. The cunt. |
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| Duncan Fletcher | Taking 6 years to turn England into a decent Test cricket team and then turning them into a group of under 11 school boys playing with a hard ball for the first time and also not having a fucking clue who should be in the One Day team. |
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