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Alex McLeish For playin 4-5-1 against Italy.
Ginger fuckin cunt.

artur borac where do i start with this fat polish cunt
a prize cunt of the highest order who achieved his dream of joining the biggest giro cashing cunts in the UK
cunt cunt cunt

Artur Boruc Celtic goalkeeper who is the real life incarnation of sasha baron cohens Borat, we was raised in a village where his sister is the number 2 prostitute, beaten only by a 26 year old donkey that wears lipstick.

craves more controversy than prince in the 80's as he continues to anger rangers fans with his unsportsman like behaviour.

Chunt!

Arjen Robben 1) He dives at the merest hint of an opposition player's arm hair grazing him (has he got that butterfly skin disorder or something?)
2) For a multi-millionaire he has got to have the shittest hairstyle outside of Iain Dowie and Alan Shearer.
3) 'Arjen Robben' is Dutch for 'diving arse pansy twattle cunt'.


Andy Gray Well, obviously, for spouting shite for 90 mins and spoiling a good game. But also for starting every sentence with "I really think" or ending it with "I really do".
What, so if you don't say those words, you don't actually mean it? And also for having that really annoying Jock/American accent that Denis Law invented in the 70s.
I really think you are a cunt, Andy, I really do.

Arsene Wenger Keep seeing this cunt hanging around outside primary schools in a mac. Very suspicious.

Andy Gray For his shite commentary during ALL sky sports football games. Slags off everyone for not scoring near-impossible goals. What did this cunt ever do in his career? I'd like to stick those computers up his arse. Hindsight-dependent cunt.

"Shoulda done better"
"What a waste"
"What a chance"
What a cunt.

Arsenal FC Because I have just had to sit and watch you lose to WEST FUCKING HAM. AGAIN.
Fix up you overpaid lazy bastards. And then I will love you again.

Andrew Flintoff Admittedly you practically single-handedly won us The Ashes in 2005, but since then you've been a useless cunt.

Alex Ferguson For having the most boring haircut that's updated about as often as kuntz corner.


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