| Gordon Strachan | For being a smug ginger bag licking cunt who by some quirk of fate was given the job of managing my beloved Celtic.
You are an arrogant, self-centred, midget who is unfunny, untalented and unwanted.
Fuck off and take that wanker of an assistant with you.
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| Fabio Capello | Just pre-empting the flood of entries in six months to a year or so, when the England football team are still shit at everything other than underachievement. |
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| Guy talking about people shouting at him | Ever thought about narrowing the angle and thus making it difficult to score?
No wonder you have to play in goal you pie sucker.
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| Alex McLeish | For playin 4-5-1 against Italy.
Ginger fuckin cunt. |
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| Juan Sebastian Veron | 28.1 million quid on his move to Manchester and about 14 million quid moving south. What's amazing is that he went to Parma for 15m, then Sven signed him for a second time at Lazio for 18.1m.
So in four moves, he totalled 75.2 million quid in transfer fees.
Shocking stuff really bigest flop ever and total cunt |
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| Juan Sebastian Veron | Signed for Man Utd for £28.1 million from Lazio on a five year deal and lasted just 2 years before being sold onto Chelsea for less than half United paid.
The strange thing is, he was touted as one of the best midfielders in the world and seem to lose all talent the minute he stepped off the plane at Manchester Airport.
CUNT ! |
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| Mr Goaly Moly | The day after England get knocked out of the Euro 2008 tournament following a lacklustre performance against Croatia at the end of a group stage campaign that sucked the sloppiest shit there's not a single update here to make me laugh at our national ineptitude.
Now that's just fucking lazy. |
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| Manuel Enrique Mejuto Gonzalez. | For bein a dirty robbing cunt and awarding Italy a free kick for sweet fuck all against Scotland which ulitimately cost us a place in the Euros. Go and hang your head in shame ya cunt. |
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| Steve McClaren | Too many reasons to list, so I'll just go for the shredded wheat on his head.
Shit dribble of a man. |
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| Over-zealous defenders | ...especially when they scream "COME OUT, KEEPER, COME OUT!!!!"
If there is a chance I can make the ball, then, yes, I will come off my line and collect the ball. But I would've done so anyway.
If there is little or no chance of reaching it, I will stay on my line and have more chance of preventing a goal.
So pipe down you long-ball hoofing, frustrated striker cunts! |
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