PAY ATTENTION!

We don't work our arses off all week to make an amazing mailout jam fucking packed with gaffes and gossip just for ourselves. Do you not realise just how much effort it takes to ignore spellchecker?

No, we're not selfish. We do it for you. In fact, you can think of us as a Public Service. And as 'the public', this is our 'service' to you.  We want to provide you with enough hilarious amunition, EXCLUSIVE insights and ruddy great videos to keep you guffawing all day. Or at least for fifteen minutes.

 

So here's what you do.

See that box on the left that says 'The Mailout'? Well stick your name in the box underneath 'The Mailout' and then shove your email address beneath that.

Go that numbnuts? Good. Welcome to our world.

I strongly recommend you use a non-work email address. It'll get banned.

Believe me.

Gmail & Yahoo mail are, for once, your friend.

HOLY MOLY ADVICE #2:

To ensure you get the mailout each and every week, the best bet is to add This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it to your address book. This means I will be classed as your friend. Which is nice.

If you're not sure how to do that, you can find out tons of technical nubbins here!

Everyone's a winner!

Hooray!