 | | Published on Fri 12 January 2007 06: 14 |
So after a breakdown in PR communications so calamitous it could have been served with Basil and Manuel's rattouille, Becks is finally packing his bags and heading back to somewhere they'll understand him even less - America.
Quite why the world's media are so aghast that he's fallen into the arms of the LA Galaxy is baffling, considering the reason he'd been dropped from the Madrid team was that he signed a pre-contract contract with the yank 'giants' 7 bloody months ago.
Still, if any human is worth £3000 a minute, he is.
Hang on, I mis-spelled that. I meant to say £3000 a FUCKING MINUTE?! HIS WIFE DOESN"T EVEN EAT FOOD. You daft yank twats.
Yes, that's it.
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