 | | Published on Wed 17 January 2007 11: 44 |
That's Mad Bastard Everytime.
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 | | Published on Wed 17 January 2007 07: 07 |
 | | Published on Wed 17 January 2007 07: 07 |
STRIKE ONE
You can lose the moronic grin for a start sonny!
STRIKE TWO
You're signing for the world's biggest baseball team. This is your press conference. IT'S NOT FUCKING CHILDREN IN NEED IN THE IT DEPARTMENT!
STRIKE THREE
In the time i've written this you've probably earned my yearly salary. Cunt!
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 | | Published on Tue 16 January 2007 09: 57 |
 | | Published on Tue 16 January 2007 09: 57 |
As sporting events go it's hardly up there with the Superbowl, the Grand National or even Charlton v Watford on a Monday night, but some flash cunt has decided to spunk a load of cash on it all the same.
Company director Steve Day (that's company director STEVE DAY OF CARDIFF) has hired an airship for £11,500 so he and 30 mates can watch this footballing spectacle.
The reason he's had to shell out such a wedge? Well, Cardiff fans are banned from Molineux follwing previously 'ugly scenes'! 'Ugly scenes' of course means that both sets of fans are rough arsed twats up for scraps.
Let's hope its not foggy . . . or that the fucking thing goes up in flames.
...which could happen when you look at Wolves' past health and safety record
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 | | Published on Mon 15 January 2007 11: 16 |
Michael Jackson and Uri Geller at Exeter City, Tom Cruise at the Bernabeu and possibly the rarest of the lot, Winston Bogarde at Stamford Bridge.
There have been many strange sightings at football grounds in recent years and this weekend another was added to the collection.
Stumble forward then Sly Stallone who somewhat inexplicably turned up in Liverpool on Sunday brandishing an Everton scarf and a face like Simon Weston's sunburnt brother.
Sly is no stranger to the beautiful game of course, having played Robert 'Where do I stand for a corner kick?'Hatch in every boy's favourite movie, 'Escape toVictory'. Hatch was a dodgy yank keeper with an even dodgier vocabulary. Unlike Everton's current keeper, natch.
Such a shame ADRIAAAAAAAAAN Heath isn't playing for Everton any more, too.
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 | | Published on Fri 12 January 2007 06: 23 |
Good luck Chick
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 | | Published on Fri 12 January 2007 06: 21 |
Which marvelously morbid, card-shuffling manager was once caught by his missus splitting Sky Sports' Claire Tomlinson's rather meagre defensive system?
Adding insult to - quite literally - injury, the square-faced touchline temptress then got a battering with the very crutch that was supporting her broken leg.
Such was the ongoing vitriol of Mrs Man of the Match that Super Sunday's resident dinner lady was ousted from any stadium his shabby outfit later appeared at.
His current employment status means she's simply banned from West Midlands Job centres.
I'd have asked to have been banned from the entire west Midlands love, it's a shit heap.
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