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 | | Published on Tue 27 February 2007 10: 29 |
You've got to hand it to the Yanks. When they're peeved they go all out to show the world how wronged they as a nation are. And rightly so in this case. This guy Tim Hardaway is a basketball player who doesn't like the gays. And a royal cock of the highest order.
But the great American public weren't going to let him get away with that were they? No. No, they weren't. Enter Mr Star Trek actor, who is also a gay, then for this amazing outburst.
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 | | Published on Mon 19 February 2007 01: 38 |
 | | Published on Mon 19 February 2007 01: 38 |
(Click here to see the picture in its full 'glory')
Poor old Adrian Chiles. Not content with being the second most famous West Brom supporter he's now fell victim to a rather disgruntled BBC viewer. Seems pug-faced Midlander has been sent packages of toilet paper smeared with faeces. Apparently they fell out of the envelope and landed on Adrian's brand new trousers, which, ahem, rectum. Obviously this wouldn't be the first time an envelope full of shit has turned up at the BBC; the scripts for the new series of Two Pints of Lager were sent in last week. .
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 | | Published on Mon 19 February 2007 09: 25 |
 | | Published on Mon 19 February 2007 09: 25 |
And so news reaches just about everyone able to get out of bed on a Sunday morning or flick the idiot box on that cuddly child minder Craig Bellamy has got himself into a spot of bother. In the 'fuck me that was on the cards' scheme of things, it was only slightly overshadowed at the weekend by some bloated yank trollop giving herself a bit of a trim.
Still, the Welsh whirling dervish still managed to claim pole position in The News of the World as reports came through that he's the single most passionate person about Karaoke EVER. Perhaps this is down to that scene in Lost in Translation or another of the considered films that reclusive intellectual Bellamy likes to watch. What we do know is that such is his love for the Japanese global craze that fellow team-mate John Arne Riise's refusal to join in that it ended up with the bar code armed striker wielding a golf club at the tractor-footed Sandinavian "£5 million legs", which is precisely a million times the current value of Britney's blotchy hams.
Let's just hope Bellamy's kids are good at Sing Star.
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 | | Published on Tue 13 February 2007 06: 37 |
"Next time I'll learn to dive maybe, but I'm not a woman."
Thus spake Thierry Henry a mere nine months ago, after the Champions League
final. A paragon of virtue, Terry was taking a stand (literally) against the
evils of simulation/diving/cheating that is turning so many people off the
beautiful game.
The world rejoiced. Finally, a top professional was not going to take this
any more. He would never cheat in order to gain an advantage. Or become a
woman, whatever that had to do with it. Bit sexist? Nah, couldn't be. After
all, he is Thierry Henry, thinking man's footballeur.
Yet still he is the victim of injustice. During Sunday's game against Wigan,
Saint Henry was denied the clearest of clear-cut penalties after being
cruelly scythed down en route to what would surely have been yet another
wonder goal.
For some reason, MOTD2 didn't feel it was worth showing. We disagree. So for
all you poor people who can't afford Sky, here it is. Feel free to write to
Keith Hackett and demand a retrospective penalty and a 12-month ban for the
foul committed by Emmerson Boyce:
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 | | Published on Fri 09 February 2007 11: 52 |
I think it's fair to say he asked for it!
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 | | Published on Mon 05 February 2007 09: 43 |
 | | Published on Mon 05 February 2007 09: 43 |
*Fanfare*
Ladies and gentleman I give you the new England kit.
Fucking hell, which 6th form fashion student designed that????? It look like a 70s Gabicci shirt.
Proof that listening to the Klaxons and desiging sportswear DO NOT MIX.
Here's the shirt in its full 'glory'
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